What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

What was something you did naughty with your cousin?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

What are the different celebrity lists (A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list)? How does one become a part of these lists and move up or down in status?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Has anyone ever read The Holy Bible completely through? If so, what was your overall impression of it?